oh they do have a whole bunch of talent alright....not to forget loonies........some absolutely ridisulous people who damn well have GUTS!!!!! to go on stage when they completely SUCK!!!!!
BUT....good entertainment anyway!!!
Showing posts with label funny shit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny shit. Show all posts
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Happy hospital
Check this out.
Tanjung Rambutan is actually on wiki!! And in different languages! Hahahahhaha!!
Plus, it's actually called Hospital Bahagia. Happy hospital! ==D
forgive me for being really sampat, but I really didnt know! lol...
can we think of something to add in it, please please please please pweaseeeee? rofl...
Tanjung Rambutan is actually on wiki!! And in different languages! Hahahahhaha!!
Plus, it's actually called Hospital Bahagia. Happy hospital! ==D
forgive me for being really sampat, but I really didnt know! lol...
can we think of something to add in it, please please please please pweaseeeee? rofl...
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Muttons at Midnight. lol
credits to Lion Ong.
this video is hilarious.
there are a series of it. just look around you tube for the same few wackos. hahaha
this video is hilarious.
there are a series of it. just look around you tube for the same few wackos. hahaha
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
blogs are educative
i learned a new word today.
hemorrhoid.
==D
i should be a common word. but i didnt know.
sorry people. i had to do this. its so funny when you know somebody's got it and how he/she got it.
HAHAHA
ok fine maybe its not that funny. but somehow i find myself smiling. non stop since 15 mins ago.
==D
hemorrhoid. teehee!
hemorrhoid.
==D
i should be a common word. but i didnt know.
sorry people. i had to do this. its so funny when you know somebody's got it and how he/she got it.
HAHAHA
ok fine maybe its not that funny. but somehow i find myself smiling. non stop since 15 mins ago.
==D
hemorrhoid. teehee!
Saturday, January 17, 2009
coffee island
me, cyn, nic, fi.coffee island at gurney drive aint that bad. a really nice place to hang out if we count out the loud noisy bunch of tu kaos on the next table.
i forgot to take pics of the food and drinks.
food not bad. drinks, cant judge. i only had fruit juice.
glasses are too tall. when the drinks are in the middle of the table, its hard to see the person across the table, then you have to shift the drinks =.=
i really shouldnt be standing in front.pets arent allowed but chihuahuas with shades and fancy clothes are? hmm...
anyway, look what i found in the wall of the ladies' restrooms! very interesting. obviously girls cant pee like guys duh! what does the second one on the first row mean? and its allowed cause its not striked off. as for the last 2 ones, lets just.... yeah. hahahah!
now im curious what's on the wall of the gents' restroom. anybody who drops by there, please take a picture for me? ==DWednesday, October 8, 2008
Lame joke post
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
It had no guts.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did frosty say to his wife on their honey moon?
Quickly quickly before the friction melts it!!! (ok i know this sounds a lil wrong but hey we are all adults now ==D)
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Why did Irish need 100 people to change a bulb?
because they needed 1 person to hold the bulb, and the rest to turn and spin the house
How many Irish men does it take to change a light bulb?
101, 1 to hold the light and 100 to drink until the room spins! (note : Irish people drink A LOT)
There were 2 brothers who were very wealthy, but were also as wicked as can be. The committed every sort of vice that you could name, murder, drug abuse, extortion, womanizing, adultery, you name it they did it. Due to their connections, they never got into any serious trouble.
One day however, the younger brother died suddenly of a heart attack. The older brother arranged for a very elaborate funeral, the guest list numbered over a thousand, with several prominent figures of society to boot. To give a good impression of the event and of his family name, he tried to make a deal with the priest. The deal was this: "In your eulogy, you must mention that my brother is a saint."
The priest initially denied the request as it was very clear that the dead man was no saint. However, after much pressure from the brother (which included threats), the priest agreed to the proposal.
On the day of the funeral itself, the priest gave his eulogy to an audience of over 1000 important members of society. This is what he said: "As you all are aware, this man committed every possible vice you can imagine when he was alive, he was truly one of the most wicked people around, a scum of the earth. But compared to his brother here, he is a saint."
(not really a joke just a damn smart priest)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
==D some of them are lame but who cares!!!!!
It had no guts.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
What did frosty say to his wife on their honey moon?
Quickly quickly before the friction melts it!!! (ok i know this sounds a lil wrong but hey we are all adults now ==D)
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
Why did Irish need 100 people to change a bulb?
because they needed 1 person to hold the bulb, and the rest to turn and spin the house
How many Irish men does it take to change a light bulb?
101, 1 to hold the light and 100 to drink until the room spins! (note : Irish people drink A LOT)
There were 2 brothers who were very wealthy, but were also as wicked as can be. The committed every sort of vice that you could name, murder, drug abuse, extortion, womanizing, adultery, you name it they did it. Due to their connections, they never got into any serious trouble.
One day however, the younger brother died suddenly of a heart attack. The older brother arranged for a very elaborate funeral, the guest list numbered over a thousand, with several prominent figures of society to boot. To give a good impression of the event and of his family name, he tried to make a deal with the priest. The deal was this: "In your eulogy, you must mention that my brother is a saint."
The priest initially denied the request as it was very clear that the dead man was no saint. However, after much pressure from the brother (which included threats), the priest agreed to the proposal.
On the day of the funeral itself, the priest gave his eulogy to an audience of over 1000 important members of society. This is what he said: "As you all are aware, this man committed every possible vice you can imagine when he was alive, he was truly one of the most wicked people around, a scum of the earth. But compared to his brother here, he is a saint."
(not really a joke just a damn smart priest)
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Bob has been missing since Friday.
==D some of them are lame but who cares!!!!!
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Sunday, September 14, 2008
The history of everything!!!
This is another cool vid, with cool lyrics and i think it is based on true facts too....
There's already lyrics beside the vid but i'll just post it anyway...
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
There's already lyrics beside the vid but i'll just post it anyway...
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unravelling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their asses off)
The oceans and pangea
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy
It all started with the big bang!
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
poop song....
Yes you heard it and seen it right 2"O"s...POOP.....lol
go have a look then erm, laugh or vomit or feel disgusted whatever you wanna do....but it's quite cute...
credits again to Xin...
go have a look then erm, laugh or vomit or feel disgusted whatever you wanna do....but it's quite cute...
credits again to Xin...
Saturday, August 23, 2008
and it's called, laughter yoga
so this afternoon, after lunch, i went to my parents room to ask if we are going out for dinner. the newspaper was on the table so i flipped through the pages. it has been a very long while since i read a newspaper. Avril's face was on the front page, must be about PAS wanting to ban her concert here again. so i read and was cursing the news article when my mom came and flipped through the pages that i was reading and said "did u see this article?"
it was about laughter yoga.
a new way of yoga exercise. might not be new anymore but its new to me so i'l just say that it's new anyway. i read down as my mom was showing me what her yoga instructor was teaching her in the past few yoga classes. she asked me to follow her and do what she did. so im asking you, to do it too when u read along this post.
the article started with...
"let's all pretend we're lions. stick your tongue out and bare your claws. now roar people... roar with laughter!!"
"laughter yoga is a matter of faking it till you make it"
your body cant tell the difference between real and fake laughter"
no wonder faking laughter works as well as real laughter. hahaha!!
says so in the newspaper, they dont just use the lion roar method. they use the chicken method too, where they were squawking at each other while simultaneously flapping their arms around madly like chicken wings. they also use some teh tarik method, which i totally do not understan at all. it actually combines laughter exercises with breathing exercises. according to the article. ==D
and people pay to go do silly stuffs in yoga classes. i could hav opened a class n ask people to pay me n i can teach them to jump around like sea lions, make dugong faces and stuff. just so if people laugh. i get paid. hahahaha!!!! or better still, sit at home, breathe... breathe... breathe... and start laughing on your own to your self. do it at least once a week. chances of you being stress-free, tension-free and being happy, is higher than the chances of going crazy. so dont worry. if you worry too much, ask a friend, a brother or a sister, or even your mom to do it together with u. ==D all u have to do is to spend one hour a week, laughing ==)
it was about laughter yoga.
a new way of yoga exercise. might not be new anymore but its new to me so i'l just say that it's new anyway. i read down as my mom was showing me what her yoga instructor was teaching her in the past few yoga classes. she asked me to follow her and do what she did. so im asking you, to do it too when u read along this post.
- first you stick your tongue out really far and stretch it downwards. yoga is all about stretching isnt it? hehee!
- bare your teeth
- then u open your eyes real big and look up. look really up! stretching your eye ball muscles.
- then you hold both of your hands up till eye level and do something like a bear bearing its claws.
- then you take a deep breath
- and u breathe it all out from your mouth one shot. do it hard. do it loud. and do it proud.
- then u imagine somebody else doing it.
the article started with...
"let's all pretend we're lions. stick your tongue out and bare your claws. now roar people... roar with laughter!!"
"laughter yoga is a matter of faking it till you make it"
your body cant tell the difference between real and fake laughter"
no wonder faking laughter works as well as real laughter. hahaha!!
says so in the newspaper, they dont just use the lion roar method. they use the chicken method too, where they were squawking at each other while simultaneously flapping their arms around madly like chicken wings. they also use some teh tarik method, which i totally do not understan at all. it actually combines laughter exercises with breathing exercises. according to the article. ==D
and people pay to go do silly stuffs in yoga classes. i could hav opened a class n ask people to pay me n i can teach them to jump around like sea lions, make dugong faces and stuff. just so if people laugh. i get paid. hahahaha!!!! or better still, sit at home, breathe... breathe... breathe... and start laughing on your own to your self. do it at least once a week. chances of you being stress-free, tension-free and being happy, is higher than the chances of going crazy. so dont worry. if you worry too much, ask a friend, a brother or a sister, or even your mom to do it together with u. ==D all u have to do is to spend one hour a week, laughing ==)
Monday, June 16, 2008
resume writing email address msn convo
so we had to come up with a new email for our internship job resume. cause u cant put pink_poopoo_doll@hotmail.com or even whos_ass@hotmail.com sooooo we had to come up with names that r suppose to make us sound even more professional. hahahha!!!
tsu: tsumichu@gmail.com is ok right? ==
nic: ok
fi: doesnt sounds as professinal wor..
fi: sounds animanga-ish hahahahahaha
justin: limtingpoh@gmail.com shd be more appropriate or Limtp@gmail
fi: limtingpoh
nic: limtingpoh
jo: limpt sounds like some limp biskit thing ahhaha
tsu: LOL
justin: tplim@gmail.com also can
fi: ok..we 3/4 out of 5 ppl here agreed on limtingpoh
fi: so i think u should use this email lo tsu
jo: tplim
jo: or tingpoh_lim
fi: i put my this one... fiona_lcr
fi: u think i put fiona_lcr@msn.com or fiona.lcr@gmail.com better?
fi: which one sounds professional hahahahaha
jo: gmail sounds mor canggih
fi: hanoh. cuz most of the manager manager ppl i dealt with all their email is gmail eh
nic: gmail. my dad also gmail
justin: >_<>
nic: shud i put chocohonic@gmail? hahahahaha
jo: mine .live not that canggih. but better than hotmail d hahaha
fi: msn.com sounds more MSN like... sounds like ppl always chat on msn. hahahaha
jo: no u shud put nic_fwlee
nic: i gave nicole_lee_wen@hotmail
justin: yah yah. nicolefood@gmail.com
jo: mana fei? hahaha
nic: sudah 'fei' liao mah... fly away d
jo: nicole_f&bfacilitator@hotmail hahahahahha
fi: wow then i can put fiona_toppresident@gmail
fi: haha this is the only strong point for my cv only
jo: nicole_cheesecakeforever@hotmail
nic: ........................ perasan
nic: hahahahahhaa
justin: my strong point also my contest winning thing only sighs
jo: eh no. its fiona_toppresident08
jo: then if u b top for 5 years. then its fiona_toppresident0809101112
jo: hahahahahahahaha
fi: *swt*
fi: *swt*
jo: oh tsu summor can say she's in a band. whoohoo!!!
jo: tsu_leadsinger@hotmail hahahaha
tsu: HAR can put wan meh in a band D:
fi: can can i tink. perform before where where for who wat event
tsu: o_o
jo: yaya it shows that u have singing skills
jo: if u go into broadcast area they might make u a singer.
jo: ask u sing background music n tv commercials. hahahaha
nic: u all can put as which character. hahahaha
fi: walau
fi: eh..if we write we cosplayed what character before
fi: then mayb the company will make u a mascott
tsu: o_o
jo: fiona_cosplayerlenne@gmail hahahahaha
justin: justin_cosplayedpersona3@gmail.com
fi: hahahahahhaha
jo: justin_psycotard@hotmail
justin: tsu_cosplaytsukasa@gmail.com
justin: jocelyn_chunli@gmail.com
justin: nicole_cosplayfood@gmail.com
jo: nicole_8meals_a_day@gmail.com
then people start to ignore and start with other topics hahahha...
so i have officially changed from kahlua-thingy email to jocelyn.y.lee@live.com for my msn. do add me! i wont be usin my hotmail anymore.
tsu: tsumichu@gmail.com is ok right? ==
nic: ok
fi: doesnt sounds as professinal wor..
fi: sounds animanga-ish hahahahahaha
justin: limtingpoh@gmail.com shd be more appropriate or Limtp@gmail
fi: limtingpoh
nic: limtingpoh
jo: limpt sounds like some limp biskit thing ahhaha
tsu: LOL
justin: tplim@gmail.com also can
fi: ok..we 3/4 out of 5 ppl here agreed on limtingpoh
fi: so i think u should use this email lo tsu
jo: tplim
jo: or tingpoh_lim
fi: i put my this one... fiona_lcr
fi: u think i put fiona_lcr@msn.com or fiona.lcr@gmail.com better?
fi: which one sounds professional hahahahaha
jo: gmail sounds mor canggih
fi: hanoh. cuz most of the manager manager ppl i dealt with all their email is gmail eh
nic: gmail. my dad also gmail
justin: >_<>
nic: shud i put chocohonic@gmail? hahahahaha
jo: mine .live not that canggih. but better than hotmail d hahaha
fi: msn.com sounds more MSN like... sounds like ppl always chat on msn. hahahaha
jo: no u shud put nic_fwlee
nic: i gave nicole_lee_wen@hotmail
justin: yah yah. nicolefood@gmail.com
jo: mana fei? hahaha
nic: sudah 'fei' liao mah... fly away d
jo: nicole_f&bfacilitator@hotmail hahahahahha
fi: wow then i can put fiona_toppresident@gmail
fi: haha this is the only strong point for my cv only
jo: nicole_cheesecakeforever@hotmail
nic: ........................ perasan
nic: hahahahahhaa
justin: my strong point also my contest winning thing only sighs
jo: eh no. its fiona_toppresident08
jo: then if u b top for 5 years. then its fiona_toppresident0809101112
jo: hahahahahahahaha
fi: *swt*
fi: *swt*
jo: oh tsu summor can say she's in a band. whoohoo!!!
jo: tsu_leadsinger@hotmail hahahaha
tsu: HAR can put wan meh in a band D:
fi: can can i tink. perform before where where for who wat event
tsu: o_o
jo: yaya it shows that u have singing skills
jo: if u go into broadcast area they might make u a singer.
jo: ask u sing background music n tv commercials. hahahaha
nic: u all can put as which character. hahahaha
fi: walau
fi: eh..if we write we cosplayed what character before
fi: then mayb the company will make u a mascott
tsu: o_o
jo: fiona_cosplayerlenne@gmail hahahahaha
justin: justin_cosplayedpersona3@gmail.com
fi: hahahahahhaha
jo: justin_psycotard@hotmail
justin: tsu_cosplaytsukasa@gmail.com
justin: jocelyn_chunli@gmail.com
justin: nicole_cosplayfood@gmail.com
jo: nicole_8meals_a_day@gmail.com
then people start to ignore and start with other topics hahahha...
so i have officially changed from kahlua-thingy email to jocelyn.y.lee@live.com for my msn. do add me! i wont be usin my hotmail anymore.
Monday, March 24, 2008
i love uuuuu!!! =)
i was suppose to b slpin last night. but i went n look around my friends' blogs n i came across this. decided to make u one. XD
click here!!
*surprise!!* hehehe
click here!!
*surprise!!* hehehe
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